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Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)

Postby Dattodevil » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:07 pm

Not a joke, but true!!

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Re: Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)

Postby torqued » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:02 am

lame but a starter

husband says to his 45yo wife..
25 years ago all i wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.
when i look at you nowi think ive succeded
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Postby Josh » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:11 am

Quote of the recession:
"this is worse than a divorce - ive lost half my money but still have my wife

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Postby dirtyleppa » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:49 pm

" mate, im abit worried. i want you to go for a swine flu test.i know you have not been to mexico but fuck me, you have been with sum pigs in your time"
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Postby Bartman » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:54 pm

Why was the adobe acrobat documant arrested?

Because he was a PDF file.
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Re: Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)

Postby torqued » Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:45 pm

^^ oh thats awful... geek humor lol

i opend a fortune cookie once... it said
"outlook not so good"

i thought to myself ..."hmm yea but they ship it anyway"
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Postby Josh » Fri May 01, 2009 12:54 pm

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Postby torqued » Fri May 01, 2009 6:13 pm

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Re: Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)

Postby torqued » Fri May 08, 2009 10:24 am

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
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Postby Dattodevil » Fri May 22, 2009 6:44 pm

Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep
asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them

Mum said . YOU should say "no" - they only want to look at your knickers

Susie said I know they do "that's why I hide them in my bag"!!


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